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Hi my name is Mina. Yeah that's about it actually
"I understand. That’s the trouble. I understand. I’ll understand all the time. All day and all night. Especially all night. I’ll understand. You don’t have to worry about that."Ernest Hemingway, Winner Take Nothing (via larmoyante)

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cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

(Source: gremlinsofficial, via overwhelming-wanderlust)


4am is the new 10pm

(via gnarly)


"show some skin" the drunk guy slurs. he has triggered the curse. he screams as I transform into a snake shedding my layer of skin before slithering off into the night

(via doughnut-kingdom)




Go to any pewdiepie video’s comment section and I can assure you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back to deviantart ‘07



(via obamallamatime)


the prophecy

For why
fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants


money will be worth more since it’s bigger

(via kikmessenger)


straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via kikmessenger)




I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

you forgot
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

that falls under hilarious

(via brennbug)


i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

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